BRUH, it's Mike :)

and I'm looking for a special female companion.

Are you The One?

• https://bsky.app/profile/froghorde.bsky.social

Email me at itsmikefromwork(at)proton(dot)me

hope is projecting happiness into the future and while you wait, the present slips through your fingers

"You can give me a compliment but I’m gonna make you type it in using only your remote control, so that should be fun for neither of us." - Jonathan Edward Durham via BlueSky

I prefer Dark Mode on my phone and pc.

• Bluesky

My favourite colors:
matte back
gunmetal gray
burnt orange

My current favourite foods:

Cabbage

Apples, Oranges, Nectarines

Baked Beans

My favourite nuts (in order):
cashews
almonds
pstachios
walnut s
pecans
peanut s

favourite salad dressing is honey mustard

Favourite Candy Bar: Snickers

Current Hobbies:

AI Art and AI Music

I have a calico cat

Some of my interests include:

Finding and collecting rocks

Growing bean sprouts (trying to grow flowers too) Next year I'm trying for black oil sunflower seeds.

Brand names I prefer over the generics:
Popsockets
Post It Notes
Crocs
Milo's Zero Sugar Sweet Tea
Nalgene Waterbottles
REFRESH Optive Artificial Tears (non-preservative)

About me:
I'm 50 years old.
I'm 5 foot 6 1/2 inches tall.
I am 208 pounds
I am biologically male.
Work a full time job.
I have my own place.
I have a car.
I am not religious (but I can pretend to be).

• Isn't offended by Dank Memes.

• Isn't offended by this website.

• My religious views.

• Pretty much my political views.

IF you are interested, please start a conversation with me below:

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[itsmikefromwork(at)proton(dot)me]

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What am I trying to accomplish with this website? I'm really searching for that special someone to spend my life with. I want to be bluntly honest here without doxing myself. And definitely is up for being a cuddle buddy.

I'd rather be alone than settle for less.

I'm looking for a best friend I can love.

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If you feel like its a lot of hoops to jump through to get to know me, well, it's because we live in a world of scammers. You'll just have to take the time to get to know me and I'll be more than happy to reveal more of who I really am to you.

I'm just as wary of you as you are of me.